Bare Handed Surgery

Vigorous, clit frigging, leg shaking, female masturbation.

I walked in on my sister doing some bare handed surgery today. It was hot.

I can’t wait to get home tonight. I’m so horny and ready for some bare handed surgery.

My roommate was up for hours performing some loud bare handed surgery. I couldn’t sleep.

by Eaton Holgoode January 12, 2019

Skinny Nigga Clothing Hanger

A nigga so skinny he could be compared to a clothing hanger.

Look at that skinny nigga clothing hanger, he'll never get any hoes on his dick if he doesn't start working out.

by bosschiefman March 4, 2019

handler

Handler has different meanings in many contexts- in competitive sports it means a trainer, in programming it specifies a routine that deals with a specific situation or type of data, in the CIA, FBI, etc. it means an agent's manager, and in the airport- a baggage handler... puts your bags on a little conveyor belt.

Generically, it means a person or thing which deals with a specific subdomain of interest.

Authoring an Urban Dictionary post makes me a kind of modern definition handler, a weapon of mass education- ya dig?

by Curiously Pernicious July 14, 2020

haider

in arabic it means lion. usually a shiite name because their leader, ali, was given the title haider
a person who is very determined to do some good in this world. also very good-looking. people are very envious of them because these haiders have many talents and abilities.

did you see that guy fight off a mugger? he must be a haider!


girl1: that girls realy smart
girl2: shes a haider; what do you expect?

by bigbang4eva January 10, 2009

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

Palmala Handerson

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation

brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"

by CDJM January 13, 2008

Retard handler

Individual tasked with maintaining control of a single tard while outside the confines of the retard school. Their duties mostly revolve around keeping the tard from going full retard and unleashing their retard strength on the public. Usually the number of handlers to the tard is an excellent indicator of a retard's strength. A one to one ratio would indicate a low strength retard whereas two handlers to one tard indicates a super strength retard.

The Secret Service is made up of the nation's most elite and well trained retard handlers.

by Carlos SpicyWeiner September 9, 2013