Gobbled Dasperate

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.

British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.

by Shellypog June 22, 2021

Biscuit Gobbler

Person that finds the person they're with has man biscuit, and still goes ahead with the blowjob.

He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009

gumsy gobble

When a man receives oral satisfaction from a woman with no teeth.

I know she got no teeth but she gives great gumsy gobbles.

by ohwhatsthat May 18, 2010

gonad gobbler

one who gobbles gonad, male or female.

hey, that girl is such a gonad gobbler, she was all on my dick last weekend.

or

wow, that guy is a fucking gonad gobbler, did you see what he did last night?

by elizesmallhead April 22, 2011

cobb gobbler

a person, man or woman who just loves to throw a dick down there throat and to shuck that fkr with a motion only someone who truly enjoys this act can perform.

dude, laura is such a cobb gobbler, she had my junk in her pie hole before we left her fuckin driveway

by rubnspew January 31, 2015

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

pop gobbler

A Canadian who likes to drink soda “Pop”.

Why does he drink so much Diet Coke? Because he is the Pop Gobbler.

by Pprenren September 7, 2021