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Flustercuck

This motherfucking flustercuck in front of me doesn’t know how to drive for shit!
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Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.
by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022
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Flasher

Ohohohohohoho! AND he's a flasher! Flashing his fat cock all over the place! Hahahahaha!
Hym "Hey! He's a flasher too!!! Look at him!"
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Flusterfucked

When someone is extremely flustered to rhe point your face is very red
"Oh my god i was just talking to my friend today and he said something that left me flusterfucked*
by Mudzy's Baby. August 27, 2023
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flustering

The sensation in which someone's eyelash gets stuck in their eye, and they blink very hard to try and get it out
example of it in a sentence:

she was flustering when the eyelash got into her eye
by dictionaryyyy123.ie November 16, 2023
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flustering

The sensation in which someone's eyelash gets stuck in their eye, and they blink very hard to try and get it out
example of it in a sentence-

she was flustering when she had an eyelash in her eye
by dictionaryyyy123.ie November 16, 2023
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