faceyneck

`faceyneck:` noun. While paving the uncertain path, for an unlikely success, after falling flat on one's face through a million mistakes; after failing more times than I knew one could possibly fail, the pulp of muscle, tendon and skin that was once a face, now becomes a pulverized mass of tissue, not really having a noticeable distinction between face and neck. I have become, the faceyneck.

I think I've ran out of ways to fail. About damn time, I've turned into a fucking faceyneck!

by faceyneck October 5, 2020

facetime sleepover

when two people fall asleep over facetime together

Diana and Steve had a facetime sleepover because they could not see each other in person

by beepbeep October 11, 2020

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by BlondeMilf February 1, 2021

Facetomization

the very transforming moment when faces in videos suddenly shrink into smaller ghostly unreality with tiktok filters

That facetomization moment of her totally turned me off. Nothing is real anymore bro.

by KVZEE April 1, 2021

Facetime

To smoke a blunt to the face and absolutely not sharing in a predetermined manner.

Let me know when yall make up your mind i just rolled a blunt and its Facetime.

by D$H_Irie April 1, 2021

Facetiousizing

Asking a question kowing the answer will be facetious or responded too with excessive humor.

Boyfriend: Hey should I use a condom?

Girlfriend: I dunno should we have sex?(AGGRESIVELY)
Boyfriend:(thinks wow stop facetiousizing me forreal)

by anonymous May 14, 2021

facetime after 12pm

if i facetime you after 12pm you better pop a titi

if we facetime after 12pm you better pop a titi

by rostye45 August 11, 2021