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Ducati

by Anonymous March 20, 2003
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decatur

an extremely small town in texass with houses nowhere near it available. Almost everyone is beautiful, but with sucky personalities and almost every girl will get pregnant time and time again before she even graduates highschool. it has a shit movie theatre where you can never watch a movie without it getting fucked up. The entertainment of decatur consists of walmart, mexicans, and tanner turlington. Everyone knows everyone and there's no such thing as a secret. Lucky people who live in towns with a population of over 1000 with probably make fun of you by replacing the d-e-c with dick or dyke. everyone rides horses but almost no one listens to country music. the highschool is the nicest thing in the whole damn town, and you will be reminded of it every time you get caught chewing gum in the building.
i fucked my cousin then rode my horse to decatur.

Decatur. Where even the name is country.

"lets order hookers man!"
"nah lets just go to decatur"
by tonto ridin the buffalo October 9, 2008
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duct butter

The shit that pours out of a broads pussy after your done fucking her. A mixture of her pussy juice and your cum
Man, after I finshed fucking this bitch she left Duct Butter all over my back seat.
by Fredz November 1, 2006
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Ducati

A motorcycle sought out by pretentious assholes who prefer wine to Jack Daniels. They hope that the Ducati is a conspicuous indicator of their riding ability along with their Victoria's Secret color coordinated soft leather suits. Unfortunately, the Duc, on the rare instances it will run, is a badge and incident of a lame ass pretender who knows absolutely nothing about motorcyles. They are made by a filthy subspecies of European -- the only ones on the continent who admired the fucking Nazi's.
A gay bar is to a Ducati like a bright light is to a bug.
by Hoze December 17, 2004
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Ducati

A clever, sleek term for a bowel movement.
This morning coffee has really kicked in, I need to go drop a Ducati.
by BigDaddyNick March 7, 2019
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Duct Taped

being beaten unmercifully in any form of competition be it video games, sports, chess, Etc. It used to describe the most brutal of punishment. Comes in handy when "owned" or "murked" cannot be used to portray the loss one has suffered at the hands of another.
Wack boy: you cant hope to beat me in tekken fool

J-wade: listen here boy, im finna put all kinda hurt upside ya head.

several minutes later...

wack boy : what!! oh no

anyone around: damn son you just got Duct Taped and butt raped
by the dealer of new age lingo October 22, 2009
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ducats

I scored some ducats for the concert.
by A.V.W. December 12, 2005
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