drowns your goat

When you feel like being a kind of psychotic idiot and don't believe in the floating of boats, but rather the drowning of goats.

"Hey I think we should take a break."

Well, whatever drowns your goat."

by alex bezzina September 6, 2017

Ground-Drown

MMA term. Working from mount position. Covering the opponent’s mouth with hand and sweating up their nose.

The fighter panicked and tapped out due to ground-drown.

by Sebring's G-Rod April 13, 2024

drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

Closet Drowning

When you are in the closet (talking about your sexuality) and you have been in there so long that you're drowning in all the cum from your countless masturbations because your too alone to have sex with anyone/anything else.

Person 1: Yo, Sam has got to come out the closet soon, everyone know it
Person 2: Yeah, at this rate he'll start closet drowning

by BlackJayd April 20, 2018

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown

Don't mess with me.

Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!

by fuffytwinkle June 27, 2023

Drowning Javelin

A fore-play position for people that like near death experience during intercourse.
To perform this position you must first start in a 69 position where the male is on the bottom and the female is on the top, you continue this until the female climaxes resulting in her to squirt, making the male to feel as if they are drowning, causing him to fight for air and get up accidentally stabbing the female in the throat until quickly separating.

My wife and I preformed the Drowning Javelin last night and it was very interesting.

by Rytopia April 7, 2020