A DEUCE

Dropping a Deuce

Spoken to denote "GOING NUMBER TWO" or having a bowel movement.

Hell Red, I'd go but need to run home and drop a deuce real quick alright?

by Adam Woods '87quest January 11, 2006

Deuce McAllister

Running back for the New Orleans Saints.

Deuce McAllister ran for a huge gain against the Atlanta Falcons.

by Hot Carl January 25, 2004

deuce deuce

A "deuce deuce" is a .22 caliber handgun

"About to get loose with the deuce deuce" -- Ice Cube

by ac January 31, 2004

throw a deuce

to give the peace sign with midle and index fingers

I saw you throw a deuce to jack before you peaced out

by B-Moo July 15, 2006

Twankie Deuces

A slang term usually used to refer to 22-inch wheels. Twankie Deuces are considered highly valuable, and often are fought over for their chrome, flashy ambiance and appeal.

Damn, Nigga! Dose Twankie Deuces be poppin' in da sun like pussy in ma bedroom!

by Turkey Slapper June 27, 2007

angry desk deuce

To drop a deuce (a shit) in the desk drawer of a co-worker; generally driven by hatred or distain. Preferably, one is left in the upper right hand drawer for a right-handed person, or upper left hand drawer for a left-handed person, or just go freestyle, you do you.

I hate my co-worker Dick so much, that I am going to leave an angry desk deuce in his drawer after he leaves for the weekend! Happy Monday morning DICK!

by ihatect2011 July 14, 2011

Dedeuce

To think intently while on the can.
Hybridization of deduce (to reach a conclusion by reasoning) and deuce (to shit)

Lars: MaryAnne, get your cottage cheese thighs and those snot-nosed kids of yours into the god-damned truck; we're going to sack the Capitol.
MaryAnne: You musta done some serious thinking in the outhouse, you come up with the most retarded shit when you dedeuce.

by IanK August 30, 2007