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cluster fuck

Military in origin, but often used in paramilitary organizations like cadets. Used to describe a situation that has gone horrendously wrong. Almost always involves a large group of people that are disorganized: where the leader has failed.
(Can often refer to a performance by a group of people; drill performance, play, skit that fails to entertain)
J: "OMG... that unit has the worst drill I've ever seen..."
K: "It's like a huge cluster fuck!"
by RedLead April 12, 2006
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Cister

As a cister I went to Trans Pride with the girls!
by Lsears March 12, 2019
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overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck

man fuck you, you overdelapitated afterbirth from a lesbian clusterfuck!!!!!
by J_P June 20, 2004
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Cisternino

A very angry Pizon who curses and says Fuck after every other word. Usually can't be seen in the woods due to mass amounts of camo and stealth like skills.
Fuckin shit. What the fuck, fucking Fuck! Thats a Cisternino.
by Whispering Dr. unk March 30, 2009
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Cluster Fuck

Term that is military in origin, and used to refer to officers in associated positions of power and resulting decisions that resulted in: poor decision making, emotional reactivity, increased number of casualties, and an overall sense of distrust in poorly-qualified leadership.

Currently used in popular culture to describe any situation in which: extrememly poor decisions are made for the purpose of very tired and predictable personal gain, without consideration for how decisons impact others, and an overall sense of intimidation due to lack of competence and personal responsibility by the aggresor.
Rob: "May I have permission to take a piss? Oh, and by the way, everyone is questioning your authority."

Lizzie: "No, you need to hold it for another 43 minutes and I don't care who does what. I've already thrown everyone under the bus, let's sit back and watch it unfold. I created this cluster fuck."
by DoAsISay111 September 15, 2010
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clusterfuckistan

A place in the middle east, in too much in termoil and having too unstable of a government to give an actually name to. This place is constantly involved in multiple meaningless, religous wars and wants to Kill Americans for having different religous views or no religous views.
"why don't the people in clusterfuckistan stop attacking us for being infidels? Fuck they need to get laid and stop treating weman worse than camels.
by Lil' Sins January 4, 2010
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Cluster Fornication

1. Miltary term for a situation caused by too many inept officers, cluster referring to the insignia worn my majors and LT. Colenels, oak leaf clusters.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

2. A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally screwed up by a group of idiots who couldn't leave something well enough alone.
The new traffic signals that the GADOT installed on the on-ramps to the highway are suppose to help relieve traffic, but instead all they do is create a cluster fornication on the surface streets.
by The Tanimal February 2, 2009
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