Condom Currency

A "Condom Currency" is a currency thats very weak compared with those from other countries.

"Why don't you buy it from X website?"
"They deal in international prices, can't afford it with condom currency"

by Lord of the Emus December 17, 2017

A Current Affair

A show that was Maury when he freight-trained as it covered hard news, scandals and the shit from tabloids. It's the forerunner for the wordpress blog of the writer behind The Fandom Writer where he combined candid life with CBS News style reporting as his second incarnation of the blog the entries became more in depth. The show was the forerunner to Nancy Grace before she reported on vodka mom. The show started with Maury in the mid-1980s to 1990 then seen other hosts take the reigns in the 1990s. Geraldo Rivera didn't stray from his freight-training roots when he did his talk show but joined Fox News Channel he was coined disaster porn by gossip bloggers. The Cabbie Homicide writer took aim at Anderson Cooper when he was picking on fellow Glendale Heights resident, William Patrick Corgan. The tag #globalistshill was born.

Before Maury was addressing baby momma drama and lie detector tests, he was doing a show that freight-trained as he did hard news with A Current Affair. Noted for the hard 'ka-chung" and zoom sequence. When you have celebrities pissed at the pink blog drawing on your fucking mugshots in lewd ways, be more worried when a light blue blog turned light grey does a piece on you because he's indepth and busts the race liar.

by illinoishorrorman January 16, 2018

companionship-currency

Refers to one or more periods of "quality time" that you spend with someone as "substitute payment" when you are unable to reimburse him monetarily for loans/services that he gives you.

One should always try to pay back his debts as promised, of course, but id this is not possible, companionship-currency can indeed be a wonderful "alternative reimbursement". Just be careful that you don't "abuse the privilege" --- i.e., "continuously" presume that merely spending time with someone is always adequate recompense for any favor that you ask of the person.

by QuacksO February 21, 2019

tommy corden

He is the leader of ched mafia and gets his pene sucked everyday by dom and all of his other many bitches. He likes to lick tingers and is big fat lesbo.

Oi is that 'tommy corden'

yh i think it is did u know he licks my tingers

by Rob Clarke June 14, 2019

tommy corden

Tommy is a sexy beast and the leader of the ched mafia. Don't mess with him or you will get your ass beaten. He has so many bitches its unreal. He gives out free rim jobs at ched park. Dom and ash are his sex toys who bend over when he asks. Tommy has 12 tingers because he is inbred. and he and his bitches walk the streets looking for more yr 9's to shag. His sexy ass gets him all the girls he wants but secretly he craves doms pene.

Person 1: 'Who do you think is the sexiest from ched?'
Person 2: 'Its deffinetly tommy corden! have u seen his tingers they are so sexy!'

by Rob Clarke June 15, 2019

dirty carden

A man who sticks finger inside of his asshole to nut while jerking off

“Joshua you okay”

“Yea , I had to pull a good ole dirty carden”

by Nigger mann May 11, 2020

Plip Currency

Exchanging genital pictures

Have you participated in the plip currency with you girlfriend yet?

by Godfather Mike March 13, 2021