crunchy toast

A moron. Crunchy Toast
Someone stupid.

Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber

by Avinash Boroowa June 22, 2005

crunchy vagina

the female genitals; while vagina is the noun, crunchy is the verb added on to give this "crunchy vagina" its overall meaning; a crunchy vagina consists of when either 1) a girl is ugly thus using the appropriate suffix of the verb 2) you hook up with a nasty male/woman and you know as an outside viewer that their shit is beat 3) any loose or infected genitals

Additional: the word crunch can be replaced for the entire complex word of 'crunchy vagina'; furthermore suffixes and prefixes are permitted to be added on to the replaced word"

"That girl has such a crunchy vagina"

by Chroni what cles of S237 November 17, 2007

Crunchy Girl

something my mom called me when i called her a boomer. i think sheeant granola girl, but i just went with it.

"ugh you're such a crunchy girl"

by floridas naturals hoe October 25, 2019

Crunchy Boy

A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.

Ryan is such a obese crunchy boy.

by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017

Crunchy Nuggets

A type of hard, salty dog food; any type of dog food can be refered to as, Crunchy Nuggets

Wow bruiser! your really wolfing down those Crunchy Nuggets tonight arn'cha bud!

by OREE'er October 24, 2007

Crunchy Ears

mm crummch

George: boy them some ""Crunchy Ears""
Jim Bob Billy Jim James Rob Bill Bill: mm crummchg

by huyman seeb June 9, 2018

Lathering Your Crunchies

The act of using your spoon to repeatedly dunk and mix the un-moistened cereal pieces in the milk.

I see you're Lathering Your Crunchies, nice.

by WireableCarrot October 19, 2016