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Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!
Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!
by Cyris97 January 1, 2012
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cripple stick

the blue handicapped parking pass that you hang around your mirror when at walmart.
my grandma used her cripple stick to get us in a better parking spot.
by bakertexas October 16, 2008
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nipple cripple

When you finish your after sex cig and put it out on the bitches/dudes nipple.
What happened to your tit!?
I got a nipple cripple after I banged that psycho emo bitch last Wednesday!
by poostainD June 29, 2011
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crapplets

A large space consuming application on a computer.
"Dude! No wonder your computer is so slow. It's full of crapplets"
by Mooberry November 25, 2007
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Cripplephobia

He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.
by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012
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cripplepunk

A fashion movement by and for disabled people that incorporates their mobility equipment and other disability-related gear that would typically be considered unsightly or embarrassing. To combat this and improve self-esteem, people decorate and modify their equipment and incorporate it into their overall look. Typically the style is somewhat "punk" and flamboyant/outrageous, as physically disabled people are used to being stared at anyway and might as well have fun with it.

Autpunk/neuropunk is an autistic spinoff embracing the wearing and use of necessary but sometimes stigmatized or unusual sensory-friendly clothes &/or equipment, such as noise-blocking headphones, stim toys, soft clothing, etc.
That spiked neck brace is cripplepunk as fuck.

She was tired of feeling weird about people staring at her wheelchair, so she painted it purple, decked it out with stickers and patches, and decided to just embrace the cripplepunk.
by Annie Y Mouse May 2, 2020
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Designer Cripple

A Disabled Person who flaunts their "Supposed Wealth" and nearly always has the NEWEST powerchair, and in reality looks down their nose at anyone who has not got the NEWEST, LATEST WHEELCHAIR.
"Look at her in the wheelchair all Gucci and Prada, sitting there in her Swede Elite wheelchair" "Bloody designer Cripple".
by yrubnekcarb November 10, 2009
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