Catholic School

A place where no human would ever want to go. All the positive definitions, they've all been brainwashed. I went to Catholic school for 3/8 years, and I lost my mind. Everyone there is a rich, exclusive snob, and they only like you if you're good at sports, and even if you are, the still will sometimes ignore you. The students there are whores, and if your don't believe that, they're jerks. The education there is terrible, too. I didn't learn much of anything for 3 years. Most of the 6th graders didn't even know how to simplify fractions. I begged to move to a public school, and when I did, I was amazed at how friendly the people were, how the teachers were smarter and better, and how I actually had friends. Catholic school drove me insane. I hear/heard voices in my head, (Steven says hi btw), I was made fun of, I had no friends, and it just sucked. Please, if you're thinking of sending someone you love to Catholic school, don't. Don't even send someone you hate there, they probably don't deserve it. Take it from me, a survivor of Catholic school.

You can use the term "like a Catholic school" to describe place you don't like.

by boomhare April 12, 2016

hudson catholic

Hudson Catholic High School -- Educating thieves, drop-outs, infidels, drug lords coke addicts, gas men,street venders and other unsavory individuals since 1962

-For two hundred..What is the worst school in the state of New Jersey?

-Alex what is LIncoln?

-Oh Im afraid thats incorrect Steve.The correct answer is Hudson Catholic.

by PRRREP January 12, 2005

catholic priesting

When an grown man slowly undressing a young boy from the shoulder downwards, while feeling the back of said boy's neck slowly.

"My shoulders bleed from all the Catholic Priesting"

by TotallyNotTheChristianChurch January 8, 2014

Detroit Catholic Central High School

The best school in the state of Michigan. Everybody thinks that CC kids are cocky but when they see all the academic and athletic excellence, they tend to shut up. Nobody can talk smack straight to a CC guys face. Thats why they talk trash behind their backs.Only public school guys hate CC guys. The girls love them.

Public School Guy : CC is cocky
Detroit Catholic Central High School Kid: Look at the banners
Public School Guy : Sorry, i cant count that high

by CC Guy123 July 19, 2010

John S. Burke Catholic High School

Talk of the town school; where all the rich preppy kids go. Some of the biggest assholes/whores spent their days here, making their rounds with 6-8 people within the span of a month. Everyone can recognize a Burkie. Not that much to be proud of.

Burke, Goshen NY, John S. Burke Catholic High School

by wasteofmytime March 14, 2009

Traditional Catholic

A Catholic that does not live by the changes that were made in the the Church as a result of Vatican II. Most of the time they attend a Latin mass, the women wear dresses, don't eat meat on Friday, don't send their kids to public school, have loads of kids, say the rosary every day, say grace before and after meals and don't listen to modern music or use bad language. They come in varying degrees of weirdness. Some are just normal, well-behaved and modestly-dressed Catholics. Others, usually the ones that live in the middle of nowhere stick out. I could go on and on describing their various peculiarities but I think I covered all of the basics.

Girl: Who are those freakin' weird people over there in the long ass skirts? That's disgusting that they have more than 3 kids! They must be crazy! They need to get liberated! I'm sure they're judging us right now!
Traditional Catholic: Who's judging?

by BMDC September 16, 2010

Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".

Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.

by gonsfootball March 23, 2012