colonel clusterfuck 

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

colonel clusterfuck by j son May 25, 2009

Wal-Mart Clusterfuck 

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.

"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."

Wal-Mart Clusterfuck by comorbid June 14, 2010

Mongolian Clusterfuck 

An event that is spinning or has already spun out of control with disatrous results.

The Diamondbacks were winning; but then they put in Byung-Hyun Kim, and the game turned into a Mongolian Clusterfuck.

or:

The Vietnam War was a mongolian culsterfuck because the politicians screwed the soldiers.

Mongolian Clusterfuck by Fatty July 2, 2003

domino clusterfuck

Based on the theory proposed by R. M. Nixon, a self-perpetuating comedy of errors; not to be confused with a regular clusterfuck, which ends quietly when the last error can't spawn a chain reaction of new ones.

So after Ed has to change his shirt because his wife spilled coffee on him, he misses his bus, calls a taxi... the driver jumps a curb, blows out a rear tire, doesn't have a spare, and when the police come he fails the balloon test and Ed has to go in with the police and fill out a report? That, my friend, is a Domino Clusterfuck!

domino clusterfuck by Zappin' Nap January 9, 2011

Costco Clusterfuck 

When the shoppers of costco all jam up the walking area wating for a popular sample. Impossible to get through, and usually ends up with the sample running out, causing rage.

I was trying to get myself some bread, but that monthly smoothie sample stand was causing a Costco Clusterfuck, and getting through it was impossible.

Costco Clusterfuck by armthecoolkid June 18, 2011

bilateral clusterfuck 

A clusterfuck in multiple areas of a single project or situation.

That toga party would have been awesome but planning it became such a bilateral clusterfuck, we never could have pulled it off

bilateral clusterfuck by Torch252 December 3, 2014

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure 

A Miserable Failure that is a much bigger failure than your typical Miserable Failure.

That absolute dumbass cannot and will never do anything right, he's a Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.

Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure by PhoenixGamer34 December 28, 2020