chodegobbler

One who suckles on a massive amount of chode like a turkey. Different veresions like 2.0, 3.0, etc.

Gary: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Jean: Just studying in the stacks.
Gary: So, you are a chodegobbler.

by Garayus March 24, 2011

chode

a fat and short penis

Whoa, a chode!!

by Shane Jesus Lord above April 25, 2016

Frisbee Chode

An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.

Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.

by mysterymeat3 January 7, 2010

Chinky Chode

The term used to describe a person of Chinese descents genitals; this is usually rare because people of Chinese Descent most likely will have small genitals.

Chinese Male 1: Yo did you see that porno?
Chinese Male 2: Yea he has the biggest Chinky Chode in town!
Chinese Male 1: Agreed!

by Urbanworddefinitions March 31, 2017

Chode Boobs

A pair of breasts that are so small they could be mistaken for defined pecks. See Chode

'david, your girlfriend has chode boobs!! nothing to grab but skin!!'

by James Hartt February 15, 2005

chodeface

A moron, idiot, asshole that annoys the hell out of you so much you wish to describe him as someone whose face looks like a short and really fat penis.

"You drank my fucking beer Gary? What a chodeface..."
or
"Pass interference?! That ref is a fucking chodeface!"

by IanBeatbox October 21, 2008

Chode

A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

by kooli December 9, 2002