A Karen times a thousand.
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
A woman who is so controlling and manipulative she enjoys destroying lives for fun and stealing dead babies.
Her snatch smells of sulfur and brimstone and drips demon spawn on account of being so stretched out.
She will act sweet and kind to fool stupid people into lying and doing her bidding.
Usually wearing the devil's red hair and blood red nails with a nose that makes you think of miss piggy from the Muppets.
Ex: "hey look at that old lady glaring at those young girls through her window,"
" Yea she has five boys over 30 that still live at home, because she is so desperate to be the center of attention she won't let her kids fly the nest, she's a real carol!"
"I heard she records herself on karaoke because she thinks she can sing"
"Nah, it's so she can torture her son's into being closet gays, and she can inflate her self importance by making them incapable of functioning with out her help "
That women collects pieces of other people's dead children and wears them as jewelry! But she wouldn't even visit them in the hospital when they were dieing, She is such a carol.
by anonymous February 6, 2025
Get the Carolmug. The act of people calling their friends around Christmas time and singing holiday songs to each other.
by chamberofsecretshasbeenopened December 24, 2010
Get the Phone Carolingmug. Caroled: To Carole somebody
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Definition
1) To slather a human being in sardine oil, in order to entice tigers to eat a corpse.
2) To hire your first husband to adopt a new identity with the intention of entrapping your arch enemy in a murder for hire plot.
Joe Exotic shouldn't be in jail, he got Caroled.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
If you want to get rid of your husband you could always take him to the zoo and Carole him.
by uncommonrider77 April 5, 2020
Get the Caroledmug. It's like the resting bitch face, rolling eyes at the stupidity with a side of disappointment but on steroids.
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
The face is to be saying “What the fuck, you stupid fucking idiot”
“Man my mum was so disappointed with me for crashing my car”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol Look”
“What did she say”
“Nothing, she just gave me the Carol Look”
by DaddyCam May 5, 2025
Get the Carol Lookmug. Deck the sea with lumps of new chum Chum-a Chum-a chum chum ch-chum chum chum Tis the season to be chumdom Chum-a Chum-a Chum Chum ch-Chum Chum Chum Don we now our apparel Chum-a Chum Chum-a Chum Chum Chum Chum As we sing this stinky carol Chum-a Chum- Chum Ch-Chum Chum Chum. Link : youtube.com/watch?v=bQ6gcrBgM28
by Wowzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 23, 2019
Get the Carol Of The Chummug. Carole Baskin, killed her husband, whacked him, fed him to tigers they snackin, can’t convince me that it didn’t happen, CAROLE BASKIN.
Tom: Hey did you see the show Tiger King?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?
Jeff: Yeah, do you think Carole Baskin killed her husband?
by 1lolo9 May 6, 2020
Get the Carole Baskinmug. carol decided to make some lasagna for me, i feel like she's tryna win me over, that the 30th time this week that she's made me something, my fridge is FULL.
by weavercep November 20, 2020
Get the carolmug.