Cackling Hen Society 

When two or more people (usually women) block up an aisle at a store to gossip about the usual crap, resulting in annoying all other customers trying to shop in that particular aisle.

two ladies shopping in the same aisle at their local grocery store:
Lady 1: "You look familiar, is your name Cadance?"
Lady 2: "Yes it is, Oh my god! Heather is that you?"
Lady 1: "Yes!! Oh my god! Its been 5 years! How have you been? How's.. blah, blah, blah....."
Lady 2: "Blah, blah, BLAH, blah..."

A couple turns into the same aisle:
Husband to wife: "Damn it!! looks like the cackling hen society is blocking the f*cking aisle again!"

Cackling Hen Society by Bigworm13 September 9, 2011

Coon cackin 

The act a tweaker does when left alone in an abandoned or occupied dwelling or vessel or vehicle in which the tweaker will open any unopened container, box, drawers, cabinets, closets, attic, garage etc. to go through ones contents and spread them about looking for anything that resembles a flashlight, a aux cord, any kind of phone charging cord, charging box, power bank any USB plug ins or OTG cables anything for cell phones, torch lighters and Bic lighters

Look at Nikki coon cackin that whole house you know she is tweaking to be coon cackin that guy’s place who O.D. Today And died.

Coon cackin by Almightynessgemini August 31, 2020

Camera Cackle 

The high pitched fake laughter every camera person makes when the subject of a video has a fail, especially resulting in injury.

The videos on Ridiculousness must have the same camera person. Regardless of the fail, it always sounds like the same idiotic camera cackle! Even when the fail is painfully not funny!

Camera Cackle by talk2me-JCH2 January 28, 2021

cackling hens 

When a group (or pair) of visually and vocally reprehensible women (if you can call them that) get together and complain or rather bitch to each other about their meaningless daily lives. They manage to do this at a decible level in which all humans and animals can hear the conversation within a 1 mile radius. This annoying 'cackling' could even wake a Snorlax.

Hen 1: ... oh and let me tell you that i absolutely hated the service there

Hen 2: interrupts girl stop, I got tell you about this place that ruined my lasagna...

Hen 1 & 2: together cackle cackle cackle cackle CACKLE!!! then laugh together annoyingly CCACACACACACACACKLE!!!

Dude Trying to Sleep: Aww fuck. Its those dam Cackling Hens bitching early again and waking my ass up on my day off... kill me now please

cackling hens by KilsonStreet September 11, 2013

Relax The Cacks

Have patience, wait a second.

Paddy: Hurry up with the dinner Mary.
Mary: Relax the cacks there Paddy, it's nearly ready.

Relax The Cacks by dtjesus February 22, 2009

cacking it 

When you're really worried about something, shitting yourself.

She was cacking it when the cops searched her bag.

cacking it by WereWife March 8, 2008

Cackbadger

A twat, a wanker. A person of low IQ and dubious morals.

Originating from Sussex, England

Oy! Take the hint, you cackbadger.

Cackbadger by Bars Mar December 9, 2008