Monkey Butler

An employee with a wide variety of often menial duties. Someone who gladly will complete whatever task is requested.

George serves as my Monkey Butler. Some days he works on getting new clients, other days he merely gets my lunch

by BF-TMG April 20, 2006

buttle

What a butler does when he works.

"Now go off and buttle something."

by Sp(l)ork! July 14, 2004

Fudge Butler

The act of placing your anal deposits on a silver tray and serving it to your partner (normaly while still warm).

That skat bitch loved it when i performed my hot, fresh, fudge butler.

by MarcusB September 3, 2005

Bartle Doo

A food, which can be eaten raw, cooked, or if distilled made into a booyon. Also used in Linky Burgers.

You dont got Bartle Doo?
Crap mo' stank!

by theshadowyoshi January 22, 2009

Backdoor Butler

1. the male head servant in a large or important household, with responsibilities that include overseeing the other staff, taking care of the wine and silverware, and sometimes receiving guests in secrecy or in a surreptitious way, often through the rear entrance of the houshold.

2. Homosexual. (slang)(often considered offensive)

see ass pirate

Little did they know that Oliver was a backdoor butler.

by [e-mail] October 5, 2004

cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 7, 2003

nugget burgler

Homosexual, poofter, raving mincer, arse bandit et al....

Elton John? Good singer, but total nugget burgler.

by Richnirvana March 28, 2008