Bring Her Home To Mom

A girl you can bring home to your mom. She's responsible, reliable and has outstanding moral fiber. She is intelligent, witty, and has class. She abides by social norms, and does not deviate. She's beautiful but never cheap or tawdry. She has domestic skills, and is never self absorbed. She has confidence, and no known mental illnesses as evidenced by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She doesn't have tattoos, eccentric piercings, or fake appendages (hair, nails, eyelashes).

Jimmy: JV, what happened with that girl you told me about last week? Is she a "bring her home to mom"?

JV: Nah, bro, she's like a Gatorade I smashed on the floor and tried to sell, she had an orange tan, daddy issues, wouldn't stay off the phone, and I'm pretty sure she got with 2 of my boys this week. She's a homie smasher.

by rudylikethemovie December 11, 2011

boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

bring me food

Trying to get someone to come over and fuck but trying not to be so straight forward.

Hey, can you bring me food

by Randy Miller July 17, 2017

always bring a banana to a party

Made famous in the television show. Dr who first uttered by the tenth doctor to Rose Tyler his companion During a party at Madame de Pompadour castle in 18th century France.

in life you may have something that you do not have any use for at the moment but you might one day and that you should never forget to be spontaneous and fun

Amanda and Jennifer remembered to always bring a banana to a party not knowing what to expect but fun itself and que cera cera

by Nagubal May 28, 2014

Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

by Laura Beckham June 15, 2013

BRINGCHINGCHING

1)Bring Ching Ching (BCC) is a random phrase used usually out of context in a sentence. Pronounced: Brrrrr (rolling the "r") chingching. It is used in a comedic fashion.
2) also used to represent a machine gun in COD or any other militaristic game.

1)
PAT: hay rob, how are yo-
ROB: Bringchingching
PAT: What ?
ROB: oh hi pat hows it going?
PAT:???????

2)BOB: Brrrringchingching; i just killed u!!!!!!! 8 kill streak
!!!!!!

by ghille suit man January 20, 2011

bring the lamees

To bring a New York attitude to somewhere that is definitely not New York.

Does she realize we are in New Castle, Indiana? She sure did bring the lamees on that waitress

by breslin97 November 9, 2011