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Mind bottling

A phrase that means you’re too stupid to understand it’s mind boggling, so you say mind bottling. It’s boggling.
It’s mind boggling how many idiots mispronounce the phrase as mind bottling.
by Arkansas Sneck June 15, 2022
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payday bottle

N: (pay-daye bot-ul) The coveted 1,750ml of simple joy usually un attainable except on the 1st and 15th of the month. Usually followed by lack of judgement, extreme libido and emptiness of the wallet.
Hank: hot damn1 payday bottle o' beam. Willie; "et the good times roll!
by sameoneverytime October 3, 2009
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Bottle Wobble

Drinking game, rules as follows:

Spinner- spins empty bottle

Less than one rotation or bottle falls, spinner drinks. Bottle spins however many times, ex: 4 rotations, spinner gives out 4 “drinks” in any order or amount to other players.

Other players not spinning can place a bet on how many spins they think it will rotate, player that lands on the correct number gets to give out the said number of drinks to any player (including spinner)

If you place a bet, and lose, you drink the difference from spins vs. said bet.
by Milby September 25, 2021
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Swish Bottle

Swish Bottle or just Swish is another form or rather option for stating something is of great value/cool.
Your car is very "Swish bottle"
That new movie was Swish
by HurpinDerp June 19, 2011
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Bottle Nosing

Stimulating your partner’s anus using only your nose. Known to he highly stimulating for the receiver and very aromatic for the giver.
I buried my nose deep in her ass crack and started bottle nosing. Her fragrance was intoxicating.

Rachel loves it when I start bottle nosing her balloon knot.
by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018
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bottle tied

To be so drunk you can't get an intelligent word out even though you are still conscious.
He was trying to talk to that girl but he had so much whiskey he went Boomhauer on her. He's definitely "bottle tied" tonight. He's lucky if he doesn't get slapped down cause he won't shut up even though you can't understand most of what he says.
by Pianomanic November 23, 2016
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Bottle Buster

When someone takes a bottle of any kind and shoves in up their ass, squeezing it hard enough until it breaks in their asshole.
Yo! Jake did a Bottle Buster last night in front of everyone!
by Rionox December 31, 2022
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