When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.
I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.
by Safemilk March 14, 2018
Get the Zeus's Blessing mug.1. Failing so hard that it's as if God himself made it impossible for you to win today.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
2.Describes someone or something that was practically born/made to suck, or has had a high concentration of fail in a limited amount of time.
Person 1: *snaps pencil in half.....again*
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
Person 2: "Dude, your practically Blessed With Suck today, whats wrong with you?"
Person 1: "Today's just not my day. I'm going home."
by Ironicsalmon December 1, 2011
Get the Blessed With Suck mug.It's possible to bless God but normally God is the blesser and we are the blessee because God blesses us and we get blessed.
by markce September 17, 2017
Get the blessee mug.The hot, delicious, sugar-glazed pockets of circular dough widely known as Krispy Kreme donuts. These donuts are well known for their ability to:
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts
~Beckon you to their conveyer belt to watch these tasty angels be sugar coated and fried
~Possibly car wrecks when the HOT sign is on in order to receive a free donut
~Make you drive well over half an hour to reach the oasis that contains sweet and delightful Krispy Kreme donuts
Person A (ie. Jim): I could really go for some sugar blessings right now...
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!
Person B (ie. Marty):Thats a mighty fine idea Jim! Lets go get us some of those sugar blessings!
Person A (ie. Jim): Wowza! Thanks a million Marty!
by RIPO'MALLEY November 27, 2016
Get the sugar blessings mug.When Rosy thinks something is funny, cute, sad, or anything else that makes her emotions tingle she will bless the cotton socks of said object or person
Me: Here is a picture of my new nephew, Rosy.
Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!
Bless your cotton socks
Rosy: OH BLESS HIS LITTLE COTTON SOCKS!
Bless your cotton socks
by Ho Lee Phuq September 17, 2017
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