the basement syndrome

to have a perfectly normal human being walk into a finished basement with random gaming consoles and computers, just to emerge a lazy ass, natural light hating, racist douche bag.

Before the Basement Syndrome kicked in Buddy used to run track and like black people, but since he went into the basement all he does is sit on the computer and complain about dem new "ni**as" at work.


Them-How long has the Dark Knight been playing?

You- I don't know.

Them-Than why don't you change it?

You-I cant its to fare away.

Them-But your a foot away from the remote.

You-Your moms a foot away from the remote.

The basement is so racist even the KKK would walk do the stairs and say "to hell with this bullshit"

by bandit1200 March 3, 2009

brooklyn bassethound

When you are doing a girl from behind, you grab her ears and bark like a hound.

I gave her the ol' brooklyn bassethound. Unfortunately, it woke up the neighbors and I ripped her earrings out.

by kortmann May 20, 2007

Flood in the basement

To urinate into one's rectum during anal sex.

I wanna give her a flood in the basement.

by PP December 3, 2003

wet basement N.J.

New Jersey has the most wet moldy basements in the U.S.A.

Wet basement N.J. is a major problem.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

wet basement

Wet moldy basements can destroy your home.

I let my wet basement go and my house will never be the same.

by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007

basser

comes from the slang term used to describe smoking cocaine (free-basing). Since cocaine is highly addictive, people generally always have it on their mind and will do anything to get it. Henceforth, this term can be applied to anyone who exhibits these characteristics regardless of the drug they use.

Ex: Derek has pot. He smoked Phil out an hour ago, but Phil wants to smoke again. All Phil can think of is smoking again, and he keeps asking Derek if he wants to as well. Derek does not want to yet, and eventually replies, "I'm tired of your basser attitude!"

by mackaroon May 19, 2005

bassmaster

A woman who swallows when performing oral sex, thus keeping her bounty for herself. The opposite of catch and release.

That girl doesn't catch and release; she's a true bassmaster.

by rrrrrrrrrrrrr August 24, 2010