Bartolo Colon

With pure association to a Brush Back, the remains left in the bottom of the toilet, as well as floating in the water, curly brown pieces of shit and pubic hair after taking a high velocity, popping turd. Hence, looks like the skin color and hair of Major League, Cy Young award pitcher "Bartolo Colon."

After getting brushed back, I looked down and found Bartolo Colon floating face up in the bottom of my toilet.

by King Sulphur May 25, 2006

Baritone

Moi.

The medium male singing voice. Plays the nasties in opera and musical theater: cruel prison wardens and other villains.

It's a rather sensuous voice range... although the tenor range is quite sexy for moi... what does it matter?

Tenor, baritone, or bass, the male voice turns me on!

by Sam October 28, 2004

baritone

also a brass instrument, as well as a voice. alternatively it is a serious medical condition that can be fatal if not treated immediately. it is known as kidney baritones.

i cant come into work, ive got the baritones.

by bucket princess October 30, 2003

barstool

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

by lightonpixels September 26, 2007

Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

by Shidoshi June 1, 2010

Cape Bretoner

A Newfie who missed the ferry.

Newfie 1: Oh great, we missed the ferry.
Newfie 2: Then that makes us Cape Bretoners.

by mainlander from the island January 28, 2012

Eleanor Barton

A girl who is amazingly beautiful, whether she believes it or not. She has awesome eyes, usually dark to match her natural hair colour. Her smile is enough to melt you like chocolate and she can be too cute for words.

She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.

She is also stupidly ticklish.

Dude, who's THAT?

Ah, that's just Eleanor Barton ;)

by The Ninja Boyfriend June 10, 2011