Yahoo! Answers poster

Someone who takes every comment a person makes literally, no matter how obvious a troll/joker he is.

Guy 1: Dude, why won't you share your cake with me?
Guy 2: Because you're Jewish. *obviously joking with his snickering*
Guy 1: OMG! RACIST! YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD YOU NAZI!
Guy 2: ...dude, don't be a Yahoo! Answers poster.

by CornholioIsSex August 23, 2012

quick answer

yes, no, i don't know, ask somebody who gives a shit.

hey man, I've got a quick question.

well I've got a quick answer for ya: yes, no, i don't know, ask somebody who gives a shit.

by doc_octo March 25, 2008

Answers

Something you can't get from people who didn't even think to ask the question.

I'm not unwilling to give answers but I'm called the paragon of patience for a reason.

by Hym Iam March 31, 2022

Short-Answer

Any answer that is not multiple choice, matching, or an essay.

a. Matt is a "dumbass," where the word in parentheses is the short-answer
b. solve: 2x=4, "x=2" where the word in parentheses is the short-answer

by Matt "The Dumbass" Mounts January 18, 2009

THE ANSWER

The answer is the solution to a puzzle or an equation, which you need to work out. The answer is also a crap username on a certain irish league website which i cannot name.

If i had 50 pence and i purchased a rubber at 10 pence and a ruler at 30 pence, who much change will i have/ what is the answer?

by SUPER_SWIFTS April 19, 2006

Answer Jacked

When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.

Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!

Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok

-answer jacked

by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009

Answer Blip

Its a short answer to a question that includes less than 10 words. If gives you your answer quickly with no fluff. It was made popular by www.answerblip.com

Q:What's the only city inside another city. Answer Blip: Vatican City

by Geek a leak October 10, 2009