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Anonymous

I'm not anonymous.... You just didn't ask... Wait... Did I do this one already? No? Shit.... Do you get it least? Do you.... Do you get the joke? Nah... You don't get it...
Hym "My question is: If I was having such a substantial and negative impact, why didn't you ask? Huh? A priori assumption that I would lie? Then again I defined my name... So, not really anonymous. At the same time, you dumb motherfuckers don't really need to know who I am. Ya'll are crazy as shit. Crazy and dumb. Solipsistic narcissists, all of you. I'm sure I've said this all before but in case I haven't... Yeah... That... You filth pigs are nuts! If I had created you I would have surrounded you in an infinitely expanding mesh of space-time too! Look at yourself! Absolutely bonkers. And how do I know? Cus you're reading this. It's been like 7 years you freak! Why are you still here? I mean, I forced you to do it (at first) but now you're doing it cus you like it you slut!"
by Hym Iam February 7, 2023
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Anonymous Browser

There exists a type of customer that is a Sunday shop workers worst nightmare, they frequent smaller or independent one person shops and exists soley to deny the worker a lunch break by not leaving.

You'll have never seen this person before in your life, or if you have they will be socially awkward and not able to hold conversation. What these people are exceptionally good at is not knowing what they want, doing circuit after circuit of the shop picking up items and putting them back in a never ending circle of futility. On the occasion they do leave they will be replaced by another almost in the same instant. By this point you'll have pre-written a "back in 20 minutes" sign for if you ever manage to escape - but deep down you know you'll never get to use it.

Sometimes it might seem like a relative shopping for others is an anonymous browser, they're not - they're just confused about what to get. Go help them, don't mistake bad customer service for a bad or annoying customer.
I've been here for 5 hours now and I had a late finish last night, I'm dying of hunger...why can't that anonymous browser go away so I can go and eat?!
by SerRantsaLot November 18, 2012
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Anonymous Tip

When a female doesn't remember who she had sex with the night before, but feels like she was penetrated.
Stephanie: why are you walking like that? Get some last night?
Terri: im not sure. Seems I received an anonymous tip.
by Cazador301 July 23, 2016
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Anonymous Hitler

One of the worst people on the internet, hiding behind a happy exterior, or thick candy shell or something else delicious, but turns out to be Satan when exposed to the Anonymous confines of the Internet.
Jerry becomes such an Anonymous Hitler on the internet.
by WaffleMinifigure August 26, 2013
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anonymous

The most retarded name for a group of posers. Every teenage kid in his moms basement hiding behind his hoodie wants to be a member of, the stupidest virgins wearing a fucking mask or you could see their nerd face.
"Anonymous or else girls could see me"
by Dixie's finest February 22, 2023
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Anonymous

Anonymous is a decentralized hacker collective known for its online activism and various cyberattacks. The group's members are often referred to as "hacktivists" and are known for wearing Guy Fawkes masks during protests and demonstrations. Anonymous was formed in 2003 and gained international attention in 2008 with a series of protests against the Church of Scientology. The group has since targeted various organizations and governments, often for perceived violations of free speech and privacy rights. Anonymous has been associated with many high-profile attacks, including the 2010 Operation Payback against MasterCard, Visa, and PayPal in response to their decision to cut off donations to WikiLeaks. While the group's actions have been controversial, they have also been credited with drawing attention to important issues and sparking public debate. The decentralized nature of Anonymous makes it difficult to identify individual members, which has contributed to the group's longevity and notoriety.
Anonymous are ethic hackers!
by DaHackingDefinitions May 8, 2023
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Anonymous Hellraiser

A former narutard who appearently gets off on writing scathing reviews of a site such as Ninpocho that probably banhammered him for bad behavior and troublemaking, he is true to his name in trying to raise Hell because he has a personal vendetta against a site that decided it was too good for him.

Probably an emo kid who cries himself to sleep as he holds the bandage to his arm after cutting himself to feel anything at all, Anonymous Hellraiser clearly doesn't understand the fine line between enjoying creative writing and pretend, and decided to get hateful when someone made that line clear to him.
Member of NC 1: Hey, did you see that entry written by Anonymous Hellraiser?
Member of NC 2: Yeah, that arrogant prick probably wrote it because he wishes he could still play and compensates for his poor writing skills by trying to publically trash a website's credibility when he doesn't know how to deal with his childish anger.
by Sagitta Magica December 12, 2007
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