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xander

the most annoying person ever, when he walks into a room everyone leaves. probably very short, makes exist jokes, and gets no bitches. he's also a terrible friend.
omgggg your being such a xander
by hehehheheheh cheese June 3, 2022
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Xander

Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander
Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck
by fjwlifhwrf November 27, 2021
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Xander nassiri

by Fatcunt123 January 25, 2019
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Xander

The best boyfriend ever! Will always care for you, and listen to you no matter what :) not to mention he’s also good looking but that don’t matter all that matters is that he cares for you! You should try to get yourself a Xander <3
“Today I talked to Xander”
“Awww how was it?”

“All I can say is he’s gonna make a perfect dad”
by Ciara <3 April 13, 2022
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Xander

He is a person who if your friend ask him if he likes you he will just say we are "just good friends".
Hey Xander do you like so and so

No we are "just good friends"
by hbugfuidhgrdsiuajnr December 23, 2021
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Aleah + Xander

Two of us are like to pees in a pod and we love each other so much two of us are unstoppable we will stay together through thick and thin
by Xainder March 24, 2019
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Do you know Xander Alvarez?

A pick up line used in dms to get a girl to respond instantly by saying no. Know one knows who he is thus making it full proof.
slides in dm's*

"Hey do you know Xander Alvarez?"

"um no?"

"sick me neither I'm Bret what's up"
by JaxsonOG45 September 7, 2020
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