No-Wifi-A-Phobia

Being Scared Of Not Having Wi-Fi

No Light,No Cable Now I Have No-Wifi-A-Phobia

by Bomb Squad <3 November 4, 2012

Wifi wifey

A WiFi wifey is your internet bae. Preferably a girl. She's your rod and you really care about her.

You're my WiFi Wifey
And

Listen to wifey WiFi by Nick bean

by Daymzachary April 5, 2016

Wiffy

A really bad smelling fart

"That dude just let off a huge wiffy!"

by DefinitionsTheGreat April 12, 2017

wiffy

When someone makes an appointment that is in there best interest and fails to show up.

I don't understand why Bob went out of his way to get me to meet with him, then pulled a wiffy.

Sally wanted this job so bad, I set up an appointment with my boss and then she pulled a wiffy.

I posted my sofa for free on craigslist I got a call and they begged me to hold it for them and pick it up in 20 minutes, but they pulled a wiffy.

by Sandy Bottoms October 5, 2009

wifi wifey

A girl who provides Wifi. Nick Bean made a song about a Wifi Wifey, called 'Wifi Wifey'

The song goes like this:
'Do you double tap like me? When I'm on the road you can Skype me. I'll follow if you follow me back, your my Wifi Wifey.

by 5quadYouNow=LIFE September 7, 2016

wiife

Gamers who are a little too attached to their wiis

"I walked in on Justin playing with his wiife."

by Jaaclynn January 13, 2007

wiffledick

A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.

Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.

by Retem Nad January 26, 2008