1: A goddamned, certified, downright amazingly badass Pokemon that is honestly so underrated and underestimated it's easy to use it to shock and sweep someone's team if they aren't expecting it. also in the gyms and other matches in kanto it thrives. this thing can't be fucking poisoned. in the region with a fuckton of poison types. while Charizard is literally dying of poisons, and blastoise is slowly collapsing into seizures from toxins, Venusaur and its two earlier stages are just strolling through the tall grass, destroying bugs and trainers. Venusaur is an incredible Plant-Dinosaur-Protomammal-motherfucking tree-god, and asks nothing of you, fucking respect this pokemon. respect it and it will make you a fucking king/queen.
"dude, which pokemon should I pick?"
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
"Bulbasaur."
"why, it's lame."
(SLAP!)
"that "lame" pokemon evolves into a fucking Venusaur you unworthy little bitch, pick Bulbasaur and come back to me once you learned your lesson."
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Venise is a very beautiful and cute person and she knows how to make you smile and feel good about yourself.
She's always competitive and she's super good at drawing and singing. If you ever find or knows a friend which name is Venise, take care of them because they will take care of you too. She may not be athletic, sporty and all but she knows how to be a good friend. Venise is always supportive especially to those who she loves. If you have a girl friend named Venise, she will be loyal to you, she will take care of you, and she will love you no matter what. Venise is a very precious girl so protect her all your life. If she has a crush on you, she won't be able to keep it a secret for long because she likes you too much she can't help but show her feelings for you. Last thing about Venise is, she can NEVER say no to you, except if you ask her inappropriate stuff.
Venise is a very beautiful and cute person and she knows how to make you smile and feel good about yourself.
She's always competitive and she's super good at drawing and singing. If you ever find or knows a friend which name is Venise, take care of them because they will take care of you too. She may not be athletic, sporty and all but she knows how to be a good friend. Venise is always supportive especially to those who she loves. If you have a girl friend named Venise, she will be loyal to you, she will take care of you, and she will love you no matter what. Venise is a very precious girl so protect her all your life. If she has a crush on you, she won't be able to keep it a secret for long because she likes you too much she can't help but show her feelings for you. Last thing about Venise is, she can NEVER say no to you, except if you ask her inappropriate stuff.
Crush: "Who do you like?"
Venise: "You, I like you"
Crush: "You do?!?"
Venise: "I already told you, didn't I?"
Crush: "No, you didn't"
Venise: "Oh, well, I guess now you know ;)"
Venise: "You, I like you"
Crush: "You do?!?"
Venise: "I already told you, didn't I?"
Crush: "No, you didn't"
Venise: "Oh, well, I guess now you know ;)"
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Damn this new hyperloop formula is messing me up boss ! Ted give it to the Venusian he will have the math done before lunch.
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