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UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES

This is the phrase that you want to use when you just want to be an annoying little shit. This phrase is mostly used with a high pitched and loud voice. If you want to just annoy someone, saying this is the best way.
Person 1: UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLES
Person 2: bro can you shut up, nobody likes you.
by Remanterm December 13, 2021
mugGet the UM, I LIKE... PINEAPPLESmug.

Um... Could you repeat the question?

You know those were my questions, right? That made you look like and idiot that doesn't know what he's talking about. It was me.
Derp "Um... Could you repeat the question?"

Hym "No. I don't think I will. But you're conflating the term 'Anti-Vaxxer' with 'the people who didn't want to get the covid vaccine' and you're doing it either because your don't know there's a distinction (so you're ignorant) OR you DO know there's a difference and you're dishonest. Or both. An ignorant liar. There were people who KNEW that it wasn't as bad as SOME PEOPLE were lead to believe. And NOW, we KNOW that YOUR SIDE... WAS WRONG. You were militant in your ignorance. You blindly and without anything thought or discernment did what you were told (like a fucking Nazi), castigated the people WHO WE KNOW KNOW WERE CORRECT, and instead of contrition what we get from you is an attempt to memory-hole what actually happened. You claim is the WE DIDN'T KNOW. We COULDN'T have known. NO ONE CAN KNOW ANYTHING, APPARENTLY. Except people DID know. They were CORRECT and YOU were WRONG. You didn't lose your friends and family to Q-Anon. You lost your friends and family to your own self-righteous epistemological supremacy delusion. You THOUGHT you knew and then you finger-wagged everyone who disagreed with you. And YOU were WRONG. Everyone you tried to SHAME knew you were wrong as you were shaming them. You. Are. A. Dumb. And. Bad. Person. Who. Does. Not. Like. A. Thing. I. Said. That. Whore. Is. Wrong. To. Fuck. That. Retard. And. That. Retard. Is. ALSO. A. Dumb. Bad. Cry-Baby. Liar. Bad. You're bad. I'm good."
by Hym Iam December 5, 2023
mugGet the Um... Could you repeat the question?mug.

Rig um up

The desperate request by mountain dwellers to reveal your breasts
Rig um up.....excuse me??? You heard me, Rig um up!!! Rack um up, tighten up
by torismom73@gmail.com August 13, 2018
mugGet the Rig um upmug.

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mugGet the Um, uUm, uMmug.

no but um

When someone insist to carry on the argument despite them being clearly wrong
Person 1: I fucked your mum last night
Person 2: My mums dead you insensitive fuck
Person 1: No but um
by mmmmmose November 4, 2017
mugGet the no but ummug.

ume

Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

In complete and total midset of partying. Having a great time.
by ume187 January 13, 2020
mugGet the umemug.

Um

A word used by people who are unsure of a yes or no answer, however they totally are siding with yes and wouldn't mind if they answered yes, however they use "Um" To create suspense.
Person 1 "Do you want a million dollars?"
Person 2 "Um, I'd have to think about that"
by MajorMusic March 16, 2020
mugGet the Ummug.

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