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Turking

Exceptionally poor driving, often exhibited by a Turkish national or on Turkish roads, which endangers oneself, other road users, pedestrians and anyone else within the radius that a car could travel at high speed through the air. Often characterised by a distracted driver who will not stop talking, the parallel and constant use of a mobile phone while in command of a vehicle, or driving at 140 KMH only 1 metre behind the vehicle in front.
Applicable examples would be (i) multiple lane changes by a driver whilst simultaneously eating food, using a mobile phone and talking to passengers in the back of the vehicle (ii) a vehicle stopping at a busy road junction so the driver can make a phone call (iii) a vehicle reversing at high speed up a major road as the driver had missed their turn-off and was too lazy to wait until the next exit
1. Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus, did you see that extreme turking? The driver of that car just cut across all 3 lanes of the road while eating a sandwich, sending a text message and apparently trying to make a joke to the child in the back
2. The driver of that car should be arrested for turking. Why would anyone think it is a good idea to park on a busy t-junction and make, what I assume, is a phone call to their family member to talk about what's for dinner
3. Someone nearly turked me off the road yesterday
by Stuart the scholar October 5, 2022
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Turting

The act of repairing a link track.
Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.
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Turing-complete

"Turing-completeness" in computational theory, is a term used to refer to systems that can simulate a turing machine; in its physical representation, a tape deck that may move back and forth and have values in a cell manipulated, according to a preset program stack, in this case a punch card.

These systems may be mechanical, electronic, quantum or photonic and still considered turing complete, provided they are capable of running Doom, displaying Zouken Matou rule 34, posting/moderating threads on old.reddit.com and wire a payment to some middle age man posing as a female Twitch streamer. However, the vast majority of these systems are embedded electronic computers with support for a 32 bit kernel and a Java capable browser.
Yo check out my IBM Craptop I picked up for $20 from Vinnies
Wicked cool brother, can it run Crysis?
Fool, this baby's turing-complete
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Turning Red Movie

When you have gone mad.

Peoples mouths are huge.
crap this is weird, if you have watched the Turning Red movie you are going mad.
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Turning the train spastic

When you watched Sonic 2 sound test crash handler and you get so cringed you sing plagiarized the full song and then buy a sega felix the cat plush, TWO, on ebay
Oh god I was turning the train spastic
by Smm2lover29383837454363 August 2, 2023
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Turning Red

A film that is the next generation of Dora the Explorer and features Kaguya-Hime.
Dora Turning Red
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Turning it

Definition:
Turning it

1. To show off or display impressive skills or abilities.
2. To perform exceptionally well, especially in a way that attracts attention.
3. To dominate or excel in various areas, particularly in sports or competitive situations.
4. To assert dominance or put someone in their place through superior performance.
5. To be at the forefront or ahead of others in a particular field or activity.

Usage: "He's really turning it on the basketball court tonight!"
Here are some examples using the slang term "turning it" in different contexts:

1. In sports:
"LeBron was turning it last night, scoring 40 points and dominating the whole game."

2. In a professional setting:
"Sarah's been turning it at work lately. She's landed three major clients this month alone."

3. In a social situation:
"Did you see Mike on the dance floor? He was really turning it with those moves!"

4. In academics:
"Jenny's turning it this semester. She's acing all her exams and impressing every professor."

5. In a competitive scenario:
"Our team started slow, but now we're turning it and leaving the competition in the dust."

6. In a creative field:
"That new artist is turning it with her latest album. Every song is a hit."

7. In a debate or argument:
"He was losing the argument at first, but then he started turning it and completely shut down the opposition."

These examples showcase how "turning it" can be used to describe exceptional performance, showing off, or dominating in various situations.
by Boston Beast July 28, 2024
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