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Toxic friends

Eg my ex bsf Aliyah Hxxchen is toxic because she makes you feel bad but a day or so after that that act all nice again. Also toxic friends mean they are never happy for your success if you win something and you go on stage and they’re not clapping and rolling the’re probably a TOXIC FRIEND
Eg someone you’re hanging out with people who are always guilt tripping you leave the after all they are just Toxic Friends
by Not saying 012345 March 3, 2019
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toxic

Anyone who is abusive, unsupportive, or unhealthy emotionally—someone who basically brings you down more than up.
Reina is toxic because she always bring negative vibes.
by jack . January 27, 2020
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Toxic Gossip Train

A train fueled with hateful accusations which is exclusively run by child groomer Colleen Ballinger A.K.A. Miranda Sings and heads to manipulation station (via the tracks of misinformation) every weekday at 2 p.m.

Colleen often commands passengers to tie her to the tracks and harass her for her past whilst the toxic gossip train steamrolls over her reputation.
The Internet: You fucking raped those kids on stage! What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ Some people are saying rumors about me that aren’t quite true… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: We literally have evidence that you did it!
Colleen: ♭ ♭ ♭ The Toxic Gossip Train, chugging down the tracks of misinformation… ♭ ♭ ♭
The Internet: Stfu
by Ajfkcneoxnalz July 28, 2023
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hiroshima toxic fart

When someone lets a fart off and you can taste and feel the fart when this happens the only option you have is to shout HIROSHIMA and roll around on the floor dying of the toxic blast of stench!
bayley just let off a hiroshima toxic fart!

HIROSHIMA!
by Doctor unnsherguery December 4, 2012
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toxic bachelor

Men who remain single past 40*.

They can be grouped in following two broad categories:

1) Those who are always looking for the next best thing, due to some underlying issue that prevents them from forming a long term relationship. OR,
2) The ones who have a Peter Pan complex and just never want to grow up.

Most of these toxic bachelors seriously consider settling down once they have a mid-life crisis and see the writing on the wall. Then they try to get married in a hurry to have kids, and to ensure their own immortality through their offspring.

*40 is a race-dependent number. Asians can be considered toxic bachelors if they remain single past 31.
by TheKeyur March 18, 2012
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Toxic Masculinity

A social science term that describes narrow repressive type of ideas about the male gender role, that defines masculinity as exaggerated masculine traits like being violent, unemotional, sexually aggressive, and so forth. Also suggests that men who act too emotional or maybe aren’t violent enough or don’t do all of the things that “real men” do, can get their “man card” taken away.

Many people confuse the difference between Masculinity and toxic Masculinity. However, one can be masculine without having toxic Masculinity.

Some beliefs of toxic masculinity is that:

-interactions between men and women always has to be competitive and not cooperative.

-men can never truly understand women and that men and women can never just be friends.

-That REAL men need to be strong and that showing emotion is a sign of weakness... unless it’s anger, that is considered okay.

-The idea that men can never be victims of abuse and talking about it is shameful.

-The idea that REAL men always want sex and are ready for it at any time.

-The idea that violence is the answer to everything and that REAL men solve their problems through violence.

-The idea that men could never be single parents and that men shouldn’t be very interactive in their children’s learning and development and that men should always be the dominant one in the relationship or else he’s a “Cuck.”

-The idea that any interest in a range of things that are strictly considered feminine would be an emasculation of a guy.
Guy: A Real Man doesn’t stay home and take care of his kids while his wife works. You’re a cuck.

Other guy: I don’t need your toxic Masculinity and preconceived notions of what it means to be a “real mean.”
by SparklyNinja November 12, 2017
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Tropical Punch

To have a plastic lawn flamingo inserted into one's anus.
I was having a good time when Nemo decided to step it up a notch and tropical punch me in the front yard.
by ShortyMcSmalls January 2, 2015
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