Ass Tissues

Toilet paper being used as tissues.

"Do you have any tissues?"
"No, but we have toilet paper"
"Ok, you mean ass tissues?"
"Yeah"

by Weil May 5, 2019

Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

by ogre06 April 9, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

free tissues

here for ur tears

here is some free tissues

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Touching Tissues

When two used, dirty, crusty tissues collide.

Adrian and I were touching tissues in the Chick Fil A parking lot

by katieskii March 20, 2021

Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!

by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021

pagal tissue lelo

A meme which arose from a viral leaked sex tape, the link to which has not been found yet .

yaar, tissue lelo yaar, pagal tissue lelo

by Rjcurk February 26, 2022