Trickery

Trickery is when girls use deceptive pictures on Instagram to make it seem like they are prettier than they actually are.

Tim: Wow, Julia is so hot! Have you seen her recent post on Instagram?
John: Let me see....oh my she's a smokeshow.

*2 days later

Tim: I saw Julia today and she looked like a completely different person.
John: Different in a good way?
Tim: No, I almost threw up. Her Instagram was so deceptive! Such trickery!!!

by Hockey1999 April 18, 2017

dookie tickets

Another Word For Toilet Paper

There's a fresh roll of dookie tickets under the sink

by Karrull July 27, 2007

poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak October 18, 2008

ass tickets

Toilet paper

I gotta shit but im out of ass tickets

by skeety mcskeeterson August 21, 2009

fake tickets

Fake breasts, Fake Tits, +2.

Example1:
Dude : yo, how come all these broads can get in the bar quicker than us?
Dude2: They have fake tickets bro!

by absolutben80 July 6, 2011

Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and mysteriously there is absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe I actually had a golden ticket! It’s going to be a great day....

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

trickery

Adj. Meaning someone with incredible prowess in the realm of being a trickster. An example of a trickery creature is a catlizard, or an extremely stealthy human. Can be confused with the noun Trickery.

"That guy is so trickery , look at the way he stealths around like a catlizard!"

by Derval June 14, 2008