text message boyfriend

A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category

-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.

by TMGF December 9, 2008

Text Blocked

The process of getting blocked from some action with your girlfriend or boyfriend by a text sent to that person by a friend, family, etc.

Guy&Girl: *making out*

Girl: Opps I got a text, gimme a minute to reply.

Guy: *sighs*
Guy: *Whispers to himself* Dang, that guy/girl just Text Blocked me.

by Oooboii July 31, 2010

Hard to text

Not sending a reply text message for a given amount of time to avoid appearing as an easy catch.

You've played hard to get in the real world, why be an easy catch when it comes to texting. Sometimes you need to play hard to text.

by Trainer Sam December 21, 2008

dumped by text

painful. At least wait until you see them tomorrow or call them and talk. The giver, an easy way of ridding themselves of a person who still likes/loves them and not having to deal with the look that they'll get and/or tears and/or death threats and Hell exploding. They usually don't text back to what their ex replies, leaving the receiver very confused and wondering, 'what did I do??!' For the receiver, harsh. This person may/will feel depressed for a time, ranging from a millisecond to the rest of their life. This person is usually comforted by people she/he hardly knows. Almost everyone you see is on your side, even your now ex's family. The giver, receiver, neither, or both will give their now ex's number to friends. Then the giver will receive death threats and what the hell is wrong with you? texts, over and over again. The receiver will receive texts from their ex's freinds being immature Dr. Phil's. Others will text the receiver asking them out now that they know they are single or trying to make them feel creepily wanted. The receiver will also want to think that the text was sent as a joke from one of their friends, but know that it's real. However it works out, the two don't usually talk to eachother for a while.

After I was dumped by text, I as the receiver got many texts from his friends telling me that I was their friends, my now ex was wrong, and they were my friend or in love with me. Everyone at the dance heard about it and said that they were sorry for me in at least fifteen minutes of the breakup. His friends told me to say the word and they would make him regret every letter he texted into his phone to make up that text. Another of his friends, the one who had hooked us up, said that he was now not gonna drop his title as the "love doctor" because he didn't wanna hook up innocent, loving girls with assholes who couldn't even break up with them face-to-face.

by cookee monsta December 27, 2009

tevitry

The act of doing or saying something that only the one called Tevis would do or say.
To do or say something that is extremely pretentious or lacking insight concerning concepts such as social tact or propriety.
To "one up" another person's statement with a dismissive response that negates the validity and importance of the original statement.
To raise the volume of one's voice at inapropriate times during a statement and/or conversation.

Non-Sequitorial Examples of Tevitry:
1. Being angry with your father for not purchasing the correct type of orange juice.
2. To allow you parents to do your own laundry and dishes at the age of 19+
3. Person A-"This beer is pretty dank"
(Person commiting the act of tevitry then responds immediatly after the original statement, without waiting for a polite pause in dialogue, and does not bother to acknowlege the other person's statement with so much as an "ok" or "thats cool, but". He then proceeds to "one-up" the original statement)
Tevis-"I had much better beer the other night"
4. To yell with excitement "BARBEQUE SAUCE!" like a fatty.

by i dare you to prove me wrong. June 11, 2006

Text Shield

The act of using a person of large size to conceal the action of texting in an area where cell phone use is forbidden and/or frowned-upon.

This technique has also commonly been seen using a purse or a table.

I used that kid Mike as a text shield so I could reply to Eric's message.

by Khca Simmons March 28, 2009

text-jesting

A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.

Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010