male tears

spunk, jizz

When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.

by god_prefers_an_atheist July 21, 2016

Fuck me to tears

A phrase used usually by an older man, when shit just dosent work out for him, like finding a job,dealing with
hi wife or children, or when he can't find the remote ECT.

A. Hey Karen I just had a shitty day at work and all I want to do is watch T.V. do you know where the remote is?

B. Sorry Jim you had it last, did you look in your Lazy Boy?

A. Just Fuck me to Tears

by bellbelleza March 27, 2010

Man Tears

When one reaches a certain zenith of unbridled manliness, one cannot cry saline-based tears anymore. Instead, one's tear ducts will secrete other, lesser men, who then proceed to cry in one's stead.

My friend John saw that Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial last night and cried man tears.

by jaybo sampsonite February 4, 2013

The Trail of Tears

When you fuck a native american and don't call them the day after.

The Trail of Tears will be re-written in the history books in 2009.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

Tears

Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.

Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)

by pablo61 June 28, 2010

Tears

An adjective to describe an awful, embarrassing, sad, terrible situation/place/thing.

1. Did you see that girl Mike was with yesterday? ... Tears

2. Detroit... Tears

3. That Godzilla movie was tears

by Corporal Tears May 22, 2008

trail of tears

the hallway that runs between the locker room and shower room at penn state where jerry sandusky did the dirty hence the hall way would be the trail of tears.

friend 1: i took a tour of penn state this weekend
friend 2: did you see the infamous trail of tears?
friend 1: yeah and the shower room

by Mehale November 28, 2011