tale klaging

Noen som velger å kun meddele triste historier og hendelser eller noe vanskelig som skjer i livet, som en prøve, i håp om å tvinge frem en form av sympati eller medfølelse i mottakeren.

"Oh my God. Jeg var syk i helgen og fikk ikke øvd noen ting"
"Huff så leit altså"
"Og om ikke det var nok, så har jeg migrene, og jobb etterpå. Og oppkjøring har jeg også denne uken"
"Wow, driver du med tale klaging eller?"

by Sigfrid30 May 22, 2023

tales sexual

being sexual attracted to a tales from the valley character

Person 1: Dude I think I'm tales sexual, i want to have sex with Laun!
Person 2: Shut the fuck up spagettirat.

by ChosenRubric Fan November 5, 2021

Dead Man Tells No Tales

When a person is too high to communicate.

"Are you okay man?"
*looks over
".............."
"Dead man tells no tales."

by Frankster420 October 7, 2019

Tale

Tale is a name of a beatiful girl that lives forever. Like a fairytale. She is like a God and has eveloped from humans. The girls named Tale are are like elfes and usually vert pretty and lovely

Mange vil dø, men Tale lever alltid

by Tingeling March 6, 2017

Raven Tales

A term used during the US reality television show Big Brother to describe the many ailments, lies, and claims made by contestant Raven Walton.

Fellow houseguest Paul asks 23-year-old Raven Walton what her GPA was in college, and she replies, dance! Other Raven Tales include she has rough kneecap syndrome, and she regularly gets them shaved down. But her bones are disintegrating as well as her cartilage. Raven has also been diagnosed with Raven's Disease, which makes your hair follicles stop growing. She is the only person that has it, besides a family in Sweden. She also has endometriosis; oddly, for her, it causes a rash on all of her organs. She has hyperthyroidism, but the medicine she needs to take would kill her. She also has arthritis; using a Q-tip makes her cough, has an inverted spine, one ovary smaller than the other, and has had her colon removed. Through all this, prior to going on Big Brother, she was scouted for the Olympics but decided to go on Big Brother instead.

by typewhiter1 January 17, 2024

barry tale

A bald-faced lie told by a politician to deny what is (or will be) obvious.

"Obama telling us that that we can keep our healthcare under Obamacare was a barry tale."

by lou22 July 17, 2014

Cautionary tales

A cautionary tale is a story that gives you a warning or a moral lesson but do to social media and relationships it’s another form of giving people trust issues

Mike: Amy… i don’t trust Gina

Amy: why you say that?
Mike: because I saw this Tic Toker talking about this story time about him and his friends girlfriend “going” and it bothered me
Amy: Those are cautionary tales don’t take em to seriously, take caution to it, but not to the point it ruins your relationship.

by Melo2967 January 14, 2025