Taliboo

Taliboo- an untrained middle eastern (usually islamic) Male (occasionally female) armed with an AK-47/RPG that takes pop shots at NATO personnel and flees the firefight; A coward who attacks innocent women and children (has intercourse with goats)

During the night raid on the compound four Taliboo fled from the back gate and were shocked to encounter the outer cordon of Rangers.

by HajjiSlayer300 June 9, 2019

Talib

Talib is a wonderful male specimen with great skin. He has a soul of one million butterflies and a heart worth loving to planet Uranus and back. He is a great, loyal, and authentic human being. While boisterous and eclectic, this person will always fill your day with grand laughs and joyous experiences.

Bro who is that handsome man?
Oh that’s Talib, you’re in for the ride of your life.

by whothatangel November 23, 2021

Talibanter

Where member of Al-Qaeda exchange banter between one or another.

Al-Qaeda member: Have you heard Bin Laden's dead.
Al-Qaeda member 2: Yeah he was such a LAD.
Al-Qaeda member: Yeah he had the best talibanter ever.

by Talibanter1 June 2, 2011

taliban

Rule forbidding card-counting in casinos.

You won again? No way we pay, you know we have a taliban here!

by Phone Tick November 9, 2003

taliban turnpike

A taliban turnpike is a sex act in which the man puts on a racer's helmet and positions his hands like he's holding a steering wheel. The male proceeds to make car noises and "drives" into the pussy from the side. Later into sex, as the man climaxes, he yells "Allahu Akbar," bringing the 'Taliban' portion of the act.

Barney-"You get any of ol' Wilma last night, Fred?"
Fred-"Of course, Barney, I did the Taliban Turnpike!"
Barney-"I bet she EXPLODED with joy haha"

by Yaivs May 11, 2016

talibansexual

You are sexually attracted to the taliban and get hard when they cane you/ cut off your head.
Please remeber to respect taliban sexuals.

I am coming out as a talibansexual.

by DerFührer6969 October 4, 2021

Talibandit

The unofficial arm of Tardliban, comprised of terrorists on the ground, who have their own mind & don't give a shit about the chain of command. They are a bunch of bandits.

Talibandits asked a poor destitute woman to cook for 15 terrorists & even though she somehow made it happen with her limited resources, the lit her on fire because the food tasted awful. Tardliban is making many promises which Talibandits aren't obliged to honor.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 26, 2021