TOMS

TOMS: triggered old man syndrome

My grumpy old neighbor has TOMS and can’t stop talking about politics.

by Hath74 April 23, 2023

Thomsonesque

An authoritative yet unconvincing manner including the use of technical and legal terms without the understanding of their meaning. To be delivered in a cheerful hail-fellow-well-met style.

Our financial adviser then assured us in a Thomsonesque manner that all due diligence had been performed and had been duly notarised by Notary Public. He had no idea what he was talking about.

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Tomspiracy

When 2 or more people named Tom gather and conspire.

There was a Tomspiracy at the food court.

by Tominatedgirl July 12, 2023

Toms River

A township that is a dumping ground for fringe and hate. I define this literally without mentioning any particular groups of people.

Toms River has a big population.

by beachboy1122 September 1, 2023

Tomster

very silly and a down bad dude! everybody loves him!!
mental too.

“hey have you heard of tomster” “of course! who hasnt?” “I just adore his mista fanart collection! hes so kool!”

by somniphobia October 3, 2023

tomscott-depression

The depression faced by someone following Tom Scott leaving the internet on January 1st, 2024. The feeling can be incapacitating, knowing that the 30-something British man will no longer be posting content on his main channel for the foreseeable future.

“It’s been 2 weeks. I am suffering from a severe case of tomscott-depression”

by BobertVonSchtiltskins January 13, 2024

tpousy

a small dog that runs around bites ur angles and pushes over 3rd graders

you dog is a tpousy

by anonymous November 19, 2023