wild thing

Sexy and rambunctious individual.

"Wild thing, you move me!"

by AbnormalBoy May 24, 2004

like it ain't no thing

To a very large extent; a lot.

The Big Unit: "So Mike, how'd it go with that bitch last night? Did you pull the freund on her?"
Mike Piazza: "Hell yeah dogg, like it ain't no thing."

Bob: "What up Joe."
Joe: "Nothing playa, just hangin' out, being broke, doing nothing."
Bob: "Whatever man, you're family is fucking loaded. And you're always freaking out that you have too much shit to do."
Joe: "W-W-Whatever man, that's bullshit. I'm just keepin' it real, ya know what I'm sayin'. And I really have no money. I've got nothing like it ain't no..."
Bob: "Shut up. Bitch."

by Nick D November 5, 2003

It's a Jersey thing

It's a Jersey thing.
Really has no meaning.

When you live in Jersey then you say it's a Jersey thing. Also shows in South Park.

Kickinwang: Yo Mondongo why do you have so much gel on your hair.

Mondongo: It's a Jersey thing.

Kickinwang: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!

by Mondongo August 6, 2011

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009

lady-thing

An affectionate or comical term referring to a female friend.

"You're a precious lady-thing," or, "You're my little lady-thing."

by Lauren Clacher April 21, 2006

Living Thing

Organic machines whose sole purpose is to make more machines that in turn make more of these same machines.

Think of it in terms of a factory that makes more factories exactly like the original. Then these newly created factories make more factories just like the original and so on.

That rat is a living thing. All it does is make more rats which in turn make more rats.

by watzgood November 8, 2011

fascinating new thing

A new girl/boyfriend who you cannot stop talking about. Generally making your friends sick.

Tom: Jim just keeps telling me boring things about his fascinating new thing, Shelly.
Bill: Doesn't he know you're single and lonely?
Tom: yeah....

by Crow June 1, 2006