Sweater Cows

huge titties!

guy 1: check out juggy mcbigjugs over there eh!
guy 2: yep, dems some sweater cows up in here boy, yessiree mother fucka

by juggy mcnippleton April 10, 2011

sweater

An article of clothing women wear to expose the size of there breast's!

Craig: Wow that Kiersten can really fill out a Sweater if you know what I mean!
Chad: Yeah kinda like Jim in a speedo wow he has such an amazing cock!
Craig : Dude why would you bring that up?
Chad: Cause I like Jim's big cock!
Craig: Dude your sick!

by SlopNChop February 8, 2017

skeeter

1. Though thought to be blue, Skeeter Valentine was indeed black. The only man who could beat box, brake dance, and wear MC Hammer pants in a cartoon show through the early - mid 90's. The only other blue-violet colored person on the show, "Bee Bee", was Skeeter's girlfriend at a point, and she was so black she was purple, thus making her Haitian.

2. One who ejaqulates.

Doug: Man I don't know how to dance.
Skeeter: Let me show you Doug *dances*
Doug: Am I doing it right now?
Skeeter: Nope. HEH HEH!
Doug: Why can you dance and I can't?
Skeeter: Because I'm black.

by Kadafi January 31, 2005

Sweater

The best type of shirt ever. As soon as it gets even remotely cold, you get to put one of these shirts. The best kind are the striped ones with a collar-turtleneck.

Spongebob Squarepants: The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time! One with a collar-turtleneck, that's the kind!

by sweaterloveforever October 4, 2011

skeeter's ear

Condition of having skeet in one's ear.

skeeter's ear An example.. skeet+ear= make a wild fucking guess.

by ThereAreNoNamesLeft July 5, 2006

Sweater Zeppelins

particularly large breasts

Did you see the sweater zeppelins on that hose hound?

by donomadness December 9, 2008

sweaterteeth

It's when after a heavy night of drinking and smoking cigarettes, you have a gross film on your teeth that feel like sweaters...

I woke up and had sweaterteeth on!

by spectralux December 13, 2009