Strubble

A.K.A stubble trouble (adv) when a homeboy's facial hair/ 5 'o clock shadow results in a rash on his ladyfriend's face when making out, resulting in a lot of mirror-checking and makeup applicating whilst still trying to get his freak on.

Hey dude! Did you check out Matt's potential strubble? He gotsta shave before he gets arrested by the metrosexual police!

by Millycious May 17, 2011

stumbler

It truly is a fat fucking cone.

"He romped me a stumbler and I was on my ass."

by Diego September 4, 2003

stubblestache

When a person only has stubble in the mustache region of the face and/or when someone is in pre-mustache but post clean-shaven stage.

Girl One: That guy is way cute!
Girl Two: Yeah, but he's got a nasty stubblestache goin' on.

by original-sarah-face March 22, 2011

Stubblety

A diamond found in the rough, a needle found in the haystack - an Aussie ripper

My mate is brilliant, he is Stubblety

by SirRoadieofGRox July 28, 2021

stubbler

conundrum

animal rights? what a stubbler!

by Spiffy Ducky March 30, 2022

Stumblesploiter

When a website is classified under most categories, when they do not apply to it.

Neopets.com is a stumblesploiter, as it is classified under most, if not all, stumbleupon categories.

by MatthewJA April 24, 2009

stumble fucked

1: like cluster fucked, Stumble fucked means to be bombarded by day-to-day bullshit while you have more pressing matters to attend to.

2: to be so caught up in day to day bullshit you are mentally reeling from the impact of even the slightest new thing that crosses your mind

3: like having ADHD on crack.

person 1 : the dog crapped on the carpet, the cat threw up after eating the gerbil, after my car got rear ended after...

person2: dude, you are stumble fucked today aren't you?

person 1:...............help me ._.

person1: after all that I still have to go to work >.<

by TEEG November 11, 2009