stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

by ace November 6, 2003

pipe stretcher

A very thicke shit. One that, when flushed, will stretch the pipes to their threshold of breaking. This often leaves the creator of the pipe stretcher feeling like he or she has just given birth.

I gotta go home and force out a mean pipe stretcher.

by Jables January 15, 2004

Stretch

A co-worker' act of extending the duration of a business trip, at the company's expense, in order to pursue purely personal objectives, such as martini lunches, happy hours, steak dinners, golf, gambling, sporting events and generally avoiding spouse and children.

Wow, co-worker X has an impressive stretch working, he turned a four-hour business meeting into a three day trip, including, two steak dinners, some nice hangovers and a baseball game.

by MDM_1234 March 22, 2011

STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.

WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!

by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009

stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms

Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.

by websterremixed March 14, 2005

stretchabitionist

A person at the gym that stretches out in an obvious place, usually in front of a mirror and in a seductive manner, making sure everyone gets a chance to see them. A stretching exhibitionist.

Hey Betty, check out the stretchabitionist doing pelvic thrusts over there on the mats.

by photojennalist March 10, 2009

Stretch Lemur

The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.

Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"

by Silent Z 91 May 18, 2011