A person at the gym that stretches out in an obvious place, usually in front of a mirror and in a seductive manner, making sure everyone gets a chance to see them. A stretching exhibitionist.
Hey Betty, check out the stretchabitionist doing pelvic thrusts over there on the mats.
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The new name for Florida, the state that leads the nation in foreclosures.
We're moving to Foreclosida, we hear houses there are going for pennies on the dollar!