hearty stock

A woman capable of taking a male orgasmic explosion to the eye without blinking.

Guy to Friend: "Dude, I was fuckin' this chick and then kerblamo!, I blew my wad in her eye, she didnt even flinch!..."
Friend: "Dude, she's hearty stock."

by cowpoke May 12, 2007

half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.

I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.

by VTI December 3, 2006

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

A misspelling of the word 'nice'. Occasionally used to describe nissan.

"Ooh, that's a nyse car."
"The Nissan?"
"No you n00b, the car!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003

b-stock

Products that were returned or refurbished, that have been re-boxed at a company or contract location to appear new and therefore have a full warranty when they reappear on the store shelves.

90% of what MicroCenter sells is b-stock.

by PyrexDragon July 3, 2012

Dirken Stock

Someone who is being a massive sack of balls. Usually when they are being difficult and cant be dealt with properly. Can be used when "safe"swear words are needed, or when others are within earshot.

Ex. "My friend Steven was annoying me and was being a massive dick to me. I say to him 'Hey Steven, you're being a dirken stock right now. Don't be a dirken stock."

by Every_Body_Clap_Your_Hands!!!! November 26, 2014

The stock market

The White House DOESN'T keep an eye on this every day!? Are you fucking retarded!?

Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"

by Hym Iam July 29, 2022

Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."


A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason October 15, 2008