stache

A person who is genetically predispositioned to have upper lip hair. Usually accompanied by aviator sunglasses, police issue gloves and a pedophilia like stare down.

My friend Phil Stache has a stache because he is a stache.

by Justin August 15, 2003

Stached

The art of placing a ficticious mustache on an individual or oneself, drawing laughter and humor to this occurance.

That was a great engagement photo, but the photographer stached us both in photoshop.

by Reprac42 November 3, 2011

Staching

the practice of placing mustaches on items in public places.

"see that mannequin over there, I'm gonna stache it"
"let's go staching in this shop"

by themysteriousstache December 16, 2013

stochastic

An adjective that states that a change in an open system in a line is a change in a closed system in a plane.

Temperature changes along a Tarski-line in an ultra-finite open system.

This translates to a color-change across a plane in quantum probability.

Quantum probability thus is a stochastic system and exists in a closed system.

by flightfacilities November 20, 2020

Sweet Stache

A mustache that is totally gnarkill or just looks devilishly good on someone.

What's that heavenly object above that mans mouth?
Why that's a sweet stache!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007

det stache

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.

Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."

by Leeroy J July 1, 2009

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011