spooning

when your girlfriend turns into a spoon and you shove it up your ass then give the spoon to john.

(john with a spoon)

cunt girlfriend: "would you still love me if I was a spoon?"

cunt boyfriend: "meeeeoooooooww"

oh nah they spooning

by qwerty002 February 20, 2022

Spofing

When you dream or think of how you want your life.

Hey Tim last night I was spofing of how life will be.

by Blaxzzz July 5, 2022

Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge

Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep

by EbolaChola January 8, 2023

spoofin

idk but it sounds funny lmao

"ayo, my boy's out here spoofin

by anonymous July 8, 2023

Spooning

Spooning is where you shove a spoon up your/or someones ass. You then pull it out and eat their shit.
This can also be done with a pussy: You drink the pussy juice after you put it up.

"I was spooning her so hard last night!"
"I got spooned in my ass!"

by 9275673892987654567890- November 6, 2025

Doof Spoofin

the squirting and spurting of papa's seminal fluid all ova ya face bitch!

"Oh my god that really sexy guy, Papa Sull, is doof spoofin tha shit out of 11 totally hot doof pixies!"

by Doof Pixie November 16, 2011

hardcore spooning

Spooning so hard your cock accidentally slides in.

Bro!! Me and my chick were hardcore spooning last night! I didn't even know that that shit exsisted.

by TurnoNegro March 25, 2016