Sporking

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
Simply defined 'Spork'
is the awkward boner that the male develops
during non-sexual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive sex.
More specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said boner
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

Generated from the phrase,
"Innocent cuddling?
Right. We all know what happens there.
Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

by the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al) January 11, 2007

smoking

Ridiculously fucking hot.

That dude is fuckin smoking. Let's order him a few more pints so we can get it on.

by cryogenic stasis November 21, 2004

anti-smoking

cunts who have no life or brain so they bitch 24/7 about smoking.
get a life, it's people's choice! where's free will?
the reason smoking is unhealthy is because you have to put up with anti-smoking bullshit.

on a street:
anti-smoking dumbass: you know smoking is bad for you *while drinking large amounts of coffee*
smoker: oh, really?

by luminiscent July 16, 2008

Pythagorean Smoking

Method of smoking marijuanna for teams of three or more. First person inhaling smoke must exhale into a cardboard wrapping paper tube, while the second person in the triangle inhales through the other end of the tube. When the first person is done exhaling, he or she passes their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the tube, then they exhale into the tube while the third person inhales.

Usual suspects chillin out doing a little Pythagorean Smoking.

by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006

spooking

Inhaling household items to get high.

ie. spray paint, glue, paint thinner

Man, Sam's trippin nasty, he's been spooking all day.

Yeah spray paint will do that shit to you.

by Señor Badeass November 7, 2007

Italian Smoking Jacket

New York slang refering to a white tank top t shirt commonly refered to as a wife beater.

It comes from the guineas or guidos sitting out on their stoops in bensonhurst smoking in their t-shirts.

It looks like salvatore spilled some marinara on his italian smoking jacket.

by the i-tie May 13, 2006

pythagorean smoking

Method of smoking for teams of three or more. First person must exhale into a wrapping paper tube while second person inhales at the other end of the tube. When first person is done exhaling, they pass their end of the tube to the third person. The second person continues to inhale until the third person has the other end of the tube, then they exhale. While the second person exhales, the third person inhales thus proving pythagorean's theorem via smoking.

The Usual Suspects are chilling in the Bungalo doing a little pythagorean smoking.

by Usual Suspects September 26, 2006