Shitter Splitter

Underwear that seperates the butt cheeks

I would love to see her in a shitter splitter instead of those granny panties.

by DEESEL12 January 13, 2006

Ass splitter

A rare type of turd that is so big around that it is very hard and takes a lot of time and work to get it out of your ass.

sorry I took so long,I had an ass splitter.

by The Fury 13 December 12, 2010

Morning splinter

Morning wood in the less well endowed.

I woke up but couldn't go outside because of an embarrassing case of morning splinter.

by The Etymologist March 20, 2009

slinter

a trick, an easy way out

I use the Daily Show as a slinter so I don't have to actually read the newspaper

by Una Malachica March 30, 2008

spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

lane splitter

When excess underwear traffic squeezes in on your crotch rocket. You have to find some breathing room, commit to a line and hope everything stays in its designated lane.

They say it takes balls to pull a Lane Splitter. But it usually it usually takes a hand, too.

by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

illinois rail splitter

when a women spreads her vaginal lips and massages your penis with them without insertion

you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"

by Wicked CP November 29, 2012