Spank for bank

When a guy masturbates for the camera and people online subscribe to it and he makes money from it.

GT thinks he's an inspirational role model but I saw that spank for bank clip he made.

by lucilooloo February 7, 2014

spank nasty

An awesome person extremely proficient in smoking, fucking shit off, burglary and being the best. Bleeds excellence and sweats perfection. Makes it happen

Spank Nasty is the motherfuckin' man!

by Molly W. Volgar March 10, 2017

Spanklish

Spanish is the language of love, love is the language of lovers, and English is the language of ... most everything else. So it was only a matter of time before they entwined themselves around each other and began engaging in a modern threesome. This term refers to any conversation that combines English, Spanish, and all things bedroom. ¡Porque cuando estas en cama, no puedas tener suficientes palabras ... ni suficientes lenguas!

Him: Mi amor, quiero que me lengua passé por tus labios.
You: Mm, si, speak Spanklish to me, bebe.

by sqrrlgrrl May 16, 2018

spanken

How some people misspell the word, "spanking".

I don't know about you but I'd rather be giving the dog a spanken than having to scrub this nasty-ass toilet with a toothbrush because I thew away the orange juice that mom put in my lunchpail!

by Telephony July 24, 2019

spank cam

When you finish an outrageously graphic masturbation session and while wiping up ropes of jizz do you discover the cover of your webcam is wide open.

HAL 9000: "...Yes Dave... I just saw you masturbate. And so did every employee at NASA."
Dr. Dave Bowman: "Hal! You are just a goddamn spank cam!"

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker October 23, 2019

Spankifist

A fetish of being spanked, or to spank those who practice pacifism.

Person 1- "Isnt john a pacifist?"

Person 2- "Only partially, he likes giving a good spanking if you ask nicely"
Person 1- "ohhhhh he's a Spankifist"

by COOKIEMAN5000 December 14, 2021

Spankline

noun A euphemism for a phone-sex number; a number which can be reached via telephone in order to engage someone, usually a female, in sexual verbal conversation. Made famous by Sammy Hagar on the Van Halen song “Spanked.”

“All you bad, bad boys…call her up on the spankline!”
“Man, I blew a hole in my wall from the load I pumped out while on the spankline!”

by MisterBigJake July 25, 2022