President Spanky

One of Donald Trump's nicknames: "President Spanky"

Donald Trump appreared on the 2006 Forbes 400 issue cover. The origins of "spanky" is from a tale of the porn star Stormy Daniels spanking Donald Trump.

It was brought to the public's attention on CNN by Richard Ben-Veniste.

"People are starting to refer to President Trump here in Washington behind his back by a new nickname. He's famous for giving nicknames. He's now know as 'Spanky', and that's not a good thing."

Mother Jones unearthed an email between two political consultants, for the origins of "President Spanky".

"Stormy says one time Trump made her sit with him for three hours watching 'shark week.' Another time he had her spank him with a Forbes magazine."

by Kingdragonfly August 8, 2018

bum shandy

Emptying a bottle of beer down a girls (or guys if you are that way inclined) ass, proceeding to have vigarous bumsex in said ass, and pulling out rather quickly, for the contents of beer to spray out all over the place.

I gave her the best bum shandy ever last night.

by sexifacator February 6, 2005

Sandy

The most amazing kind of girl in the universe. Sandys are the smartest, prettiest, bravest, no-nonsense women you can find on planet Earth. A Sandy is a girl that every other girl wishes they could be. Sandy's are amazing movie watching company, but they are much to classy for popcorn.

wow she's so sandy!

girl: hey who's that talking to that necklace?
other girl: i dunno, she must be a sandy.

by AlienCat August 17, 2011

spandalized

When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.

Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."

by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009

ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

by lowdown November 16, 2004

sandy mustache

to engage in oral sex, usually performed on a woman, without cleaning the sand off of ones face

despite being covered in sand, he gave her the old "sandy mustache"

by asna rosie May 12, 2007

spankypants

An affectionate nname from one person to another

Gav: Sheryl is my little Spankypants and she knows it!

by sheryl williams December 24, 2007