Roman-sized

A small penis; as seen on ancient roman statues. Who knows, maybe the ancient civilization didn't really have a people who were THAT small.

So small you don't even feel it.

Girl 1: Hey so.... how big was it?
Girl 2: Roman-sized!
Girl 1: OMG, poor bastard. How bored were you.

by malicewhit November 19, 2006

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Someday

Merry Christmas Eve❤️❤️
One of the zillion things I look forward to someday is spending it with you❤️
I love Christmas Eve service with the singing of silent night and the candles… you may want to start practicing your singing

So many things I can’t wait to do with you❤️❤️
Until then I imagine

Someday… is going to be glorious… love you always

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 23, 2022

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Sozezo

feeling regret, compunction, sympathy, pity, etc.: to be sozezo for leaving one's friends; to be sozezo for a remark; to be sozezo for someone in trouble. commonly used by British holiday makers living in Tenerife, Spain.

"Dude, sozezo!"
"Yo sozezo!"
"I am truely sozezo."

by bef. 900; ME; OE sārig; c. LG February 3, 2010

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Szeder

Someone really really ridiculously good looking. A Szeder can usually be spotted with a glass of Crangrape and CHEEZ-ITS. Szeders are rare things, so when one is found, it should be held on to. It is also common, when encountering a Szeder, to feel butterflies and lightheaded. This is normal. Please proceed with caution and a strong understanding that you will fall.

"That Szeder; he's so hot right now."

by iamnotaaa December 16, 2011

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